June 2008
31 posts
Change you can believe in
Me: Hello?
Obama Telemarketer: Hello, I'm calling from the Obama campaign. Are you interested in supporting Senator Obama?
Me: No, I'm not ready to donat-
Obama Telemarketer: *CLICK*
First violation of Israeli, Hamas truce reported
– CNN headline, in the tradition of the “Congradulations on your first marriage” cards.
Sitting in my hotel lobby ...
… listening to a Malaysian business man explain SimCity to his co-workers.
Haha 2.0 →
My Tailor
Today I met my tailor Edward Tam. He rapidly and efficiently measured me for my three new shirts. Total cost: $130.
Don’t push, don’t rush. Be nice, be happy.
– MTR-sponsored sign on the HK subway.
Sitting In Conference Room In Hong Kong
The guy in the office next door is blasting Hotel California.
Gonna be a fun week!
Watching a Rihanna Video
Me: Do you think Jay-Z hit that?
Cara: God, I hope so.
John McCain is so old, he used to own Sidney Poitier.
– Chris Rock