July 2007
12 posts
Beatings Do A Body Good
I took quite a beating in the gym on Sunday. Apparently I can handle opponents (of my skill) that are strong, or opponents that are fast … but not both.
It’s endlessly amazing to me how paralyzing fear and panic can be. I’ve seen this from both ends - the pounder and the poundee. I’ve boxed people who clearly were better fighters, but start to hesitate after a few hard...
Show me a hot girl, I’ll show you a guy who’s sick of fucking her.
– Pud. October 2nd, 2003.
Stupidity in Slogans
So these days BushCo has a fanbase of … what, 20?
Clearly, one of the worst American Presidents in history. I don’t think there’s a lot of argument on this issue - unless you’re one of the 28-31% who inadvertently polls as a halfwit.
Then there’s these idiots. They’re actually advocating for President Cheney.
A Convenient Untruth
Jimmy: Sorry, I didn't get your call until about midnight when we left the party. Did you reach Brian?
Me: Yeah, it's cool. He ditched me to do ****.
Jimmy: Ha, that's what I figured. That's when his cell phone mysteriously stops
working.